The Coulson Conspiracy

We all saw it, Agent Phil Coulson died.
Right?

Yet, The Huffington Post declares, "Clark Gregg's Agent Coulson is coming back to S.H.I.E.L.D. Despite meeting a tragic end in "Marvel's The Avengers," the beloved and by-the-book agent will apparently make an appearance in "Marvel's S.H.I.E.L.D.," the new television series produced by Joss Whedon".

While Mr. Whedon (AKA: Moffat's apprentice) hasn't said how this will come to pass, I have my own theory.

Coulson's death proved to be the kick in the pants the mismatched Avenger team needed to kick Loki's butt. It would have taken a great time and effort to fully start their engines if he hadnt.
What if Coulson and Fury realized that?
What if Coulson never really died?
What if it was all a set up between him and Director Fury?
Lets look at who pronounced him dead: Fury, Who was willing to lie about where Phil Coulson's reading cards were to spark the flame in the Avengers, and who, lets admit it, isn't the most truthful son of Adam.
And you'll also realized, none of the Avenger team saw Phil's body, except Thor, but he didn't stay to see him die.
And of course, we have the paramedics to figure out. Lets look at it this way, for these guys, keeping secrets come with the job. Don't you think they could be made to understand the importance of keeping Coulson 'dead'?
And the final hump in the road of my idea.
Loki himself.
We all saw what happened to Phil, and I highly doubt myself that he could've lived through that.
So, lets take a step back and look at the S.H.I.E.L.D helicarrier. It's pretty impressive, and with state of the art technology.
Perhaps it was capable of Holograms. In fact, it's very likely it had Holograms.
Perhaps the whole time, Agent Phil Coulson was sitting back, in a dark room, allowing himself a laugh, while watching as our Avengers (and Agent Hill) were distressed at his death.
Making Agent Coulson pretty similar to Sherlock.....
Someone needs to make sure Joss Whedon and Stephen Moffat aren't having secret Skype meetings every midnight and sharing Meticulous planning for their own murkiest scam.

What do you think? Is my theory even remotely possible? And is it even something J.W would do?(I know Moffat would, but it isn't Moffat's movie, now is it?). What's YOUR theory?

I'm just going to say, if they just 'bring him back' without a possible, and realistic reason how, I'm going to be so very upset. And, I know Huffington Post said something about an Android with Coulson's memories, but I don't like that very much either. It won't BE Coulson. Why don't we just kill Tony Stark, and make a Red suited Android? See, not the same.